Too much exposure to friends' sorority crap -- last night I dreamed I was in one. We were at a multi-organization (fraternities and sororities both) conference at a huge and ritzy hotel -- in fact the first part of the dream was me and a girl from another chapter wandering around the 8 floors of the place trying to find our rooms. Then there was a fancy dinner/costume party -- I was wearing something approximating Sun King-era French nobility. I wandered into another room, a long and S-curved one, while everyone else was still eating. A guy came up to me in the otherwise emptyroom, and was coming on to me and not taking no for an answer. But then I was rescued by a bunch of guys who worked for the hotel as waiters, and they basically started treating the frat guy like he had treated me, not taking no for an answer (and he's not actually making too much of a fuss that these waiters are undressing him and such). He's being ass-fucked by one of them and I'm up against him while it happens, but we hear noise from around the curve of the room where the door to the outside is. I get up and go see if I can keep whoever it is from discovering what's going on at the back end of the room.

It's two more frat boys, and they wonder why I'm all disheveled and my neckline pulled down and all, and I tell them I slipped off to masturbate quickly without all the trouble of finding a partner and getting extra sweaty in the dress and all -- "Come on, guys, haven't you ever just wanted a quick orgasm with no extra fuss?" They agree and I continue, "But now that I'm all worked up, and there's two of you here . . ." and they're pulling the top of the dress down to my waist, and lifting up the skirt, and one of them makes a crude remark about my plentitude of pubic hair, and I ask if he's serious about getting laid or not and he backs down. It was all really hot and then the damned alarm went off.